Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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