Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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