Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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