Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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