Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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