what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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