and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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