What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
