He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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