I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
We have started to decorate penises.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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