I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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