My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm both gender and math confused
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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