her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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