Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The cops high fived after they tackled you
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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