I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I woke up under a house in Key West
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