mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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