kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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