im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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