He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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