me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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