im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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