And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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