the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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