Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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