Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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