He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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