can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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