As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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