Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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