He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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