Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
my shit smells like andre
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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