tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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