naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
The ass gains better be worth it
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