i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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