Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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