i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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