so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Randomize
