Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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