Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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