with your own penis?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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