community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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