I love black thongs
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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