we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
