Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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