I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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