: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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