Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
How external is "for external use only"?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
