I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
