Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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