Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
A bitchslap is in order.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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