you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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