I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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