Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
