I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
lol hangovers are for mortals.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
