The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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