Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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